Conspiracy Theory

Geo Bush, Dick Cheney, certain corporations, and Donny Rumsfeld all a conspiracy make, like soup in a can, such are the days of our lives.

Hell, yes, I believe in conspiracy theories, in particular the one involving Geo Bush. For monetary and political reasons leading back to monetary reasons, Dick Cheney and compatriots wanted to go to war; no, they needed to go to war. And the timeless answer revealed itself. All they had to do was get the citizens of the United States riled up. And with modern day complacency being what it is, there had to be an outrage on American soil.