Kill Old People

Immersed in a brawl at Berkeley. Who woulda thought?


Kill him where he stands.
We'll standardize the process, no doubt. We'll assembly line it. When's your birthday? Get in line.

Legalize It Already

New prez, so maybe it's finally time to wise up and legalize marijuana. What a boost to the economy that would be! We could stop building prisons. Whoa. Cops, courts, prisons all cost the taxpayers big bucks.

Superhighway To Deathrow

My book, Murphy, isn't selling particularly well. As a matter of fact, only 1 copy was peddled in the last 8 months.
Aw, hell!
And it's the Superhighway To Deathrow